Getting Embarrassingly Drunk In Public... For Science!
Posted on 13 August 2021, at 2:12pm
My hangovers are the worst.
I have spent whole days, sunrise to sunset, rolling around my bed, begging for it to end my nauseous suffering.
No amount of over the counter remedies was able to get me to function as a sane human being.
I was tired of having to say no to drinks on a work night.
Why do some people not get hangovers?
Is there some sort of a secret?
The moment alc passes through our lips and into our empty stomach, it enters directly into the bloodstream and is quickly distributed throughout the body. Since alc is a diuretic, our kidneys overwork causing us to urinate more. At the same time, liver breaks down the alc into Acetaldehyde.
In a 2000 study “The Role of Acetaldehyde in Actions of Alc,” which was published in A Clinical & Experimental Research study, researchers determined elevated Acetaldehyde levels caused increased skin temperature, facial flushing, increased heart rate, lower blood pressure, dry mouth, nausea and headache.
An accumulation of toxic Acetaldehyde, combined with the effects of over-urination, causes dehydration. As a result, our brains shrink from the loss of water, causing a massive headache.
I deduced that a good cure would be something that would keep me from (a) becoming dehydrated, and (b) reduce amount of Acetaldehyde in my system.
Armed with this newfound information, I set out to find the best solution to cure hangovers. I asked my co-workers for their best cures and decided to try them out myself. I went on an all-week drinking binge in order to test out which were the best cures:
In this case, 'hair of the dog' meant drinking more alc when you are already hungover to lessen the effects and pain.
I woke up with a blistering headache and took a swig out of the Vodka bottle that I left on my nightstand. I immediately headed to the bathroom to throw it up.
This was the worst idea that anyone could come up with.
Rating: 0/10
Another co-worker told me that some light exercise outdoors would help with the hangovers.
The theory behind it was that sunlight and movement would signal the body into waking up, convincing it that everything was going to be just fine.
I took a step out into the sunlight for a gentle walk around my neighborhood, and I barely made it 'til the end of my block before I collapsed into a slump on a neighbor's bench.
It was terrible.
At least I wasn't nauseous.
Rating: 2/10
I love food, so I was hoping that this would be the cure-all to my hangover woes.
Sadly, I was proven wrong. After only 2 bites into my freshly deep-fried diner bacon and eggs, I peered into my half-drunk orange juice looking for answers.
The server asked if I needed anything, to which I responded, “Can I please I take this to go? I am about to expire on your premises.”
I staggered home, no less hungover or full, carrying 100-percent more styrofoam, soon-to-be cold eggs, and aching limbs.
Rating: 4/10
On the last night of my binge-drinking experiment, I was called into my manager’s office. Oh shit, I thought. Had he caught on to my daily shenanigans of walking into work absolutely hammered? Obviously. Surprisingly, he was not mad.
“I heard you were looking for something for your hangovers.”
He slid a small fancy black box across the table. “Take 1 sachet after your last drink, tell me how you feel tomorrow.”
The night passed by with lots of fun, and I took 1 sachet of Dreasy before I went to bed.
When the next morning came, I expected the usual - a full serving of pounding headaches, nausea and body aches.
To my surprise, there was none.
I couldn't believe it...
"Have I been passed out for 16 hours?"
I tap the home button on my iPhone to check the time...
... 11am (only 6.5 hours).
Still, feeling mildly fatigue, I was overjoyed that there was no hangover headaches!!
I even took a selfie because of how great I was feeling. Incredibly, I never thought I'd find such a significant winner.
Rating: 9/10
It turns out I was given Dreasy that I evidently didn’t know about until my boss had given it to me.
Each pack is pocket-sized, designed to slip into any pocket, so you don’t have an excuse to not to bring it with you on any night out.
It turns out I’m not the only one who loves using Dreasy. Since its launch, there have been hundreds of positive reviews across America who raved about the product’s efficiency.
Thanks to the whirlwind of attention that the media has given to Dreasy, the company has stated that it will be ending their promotional sale soon, largely due to fact Dreasy has been selling like hotcakes.
In my research, I had uncovered the truth behind the latest groundbreaking hangover prevention capsule that has taken the alc industry by storm.
Thanks to the latest advances in the pharmaceutical industry, researchers may have found the ultimate product that will cure what ails the fellow party-goer.
Dreasy, a hangover reduction supplement, comes in the form of 4 capsules that consumers take after drinking their last booze for the night.
The use of Dreasy has become widespread amongst young professionals, specifically men and women aged between 25 - 40.
Some drinkers who had consumed Dreasy after drinking were reported having ‘no hangovers at all’ in the morning, and were ‘feeling mentally charged and alert’ at work.
Even more appealing and controversial was how customers claimed it helped them to ace job interviews despite hardcore partying the night before.
Dreasy is now the best-known underground secret amongst hardcore partiers, with a reputation as ‘one of the most effective hangover prevention pills on earth’.
Thanks to its affordability, everyone from lowly interns to corporate executives is now taking it to reduce hangovers, allowing them to drink without much consequences.
With no recorded side effects in trials, Dreasy was soon the target of major pharmaceutical companies, spawning pale imitations of the product.
However, these formulations were often ineffective, inconveniently packaged, with confusing instructions. For the time being, pharmaceutical companies have yet been able to outcompete Dreasy.
Dreasy’s underground reputation and street cred has led to a high demand for it amongst young professionals.
After decades of research and study, Dreasy has finally reached its ultimate form.
The real secret to Dreasy’s formula? Dihydromyricetin, otherwise known as DHM.
DHM is famous for its ability to reduce blood alc levels and help the body metabolize alc quickly. It also helps the liver by triggering production of enzymes that eradicate alc.
The combination of DHM with potent anti-oxidants and a number of essential vitamins and minerals is what makes Dreasy the number one choice for hangover reduction today.
At the same time, your body is replenished by the extra essential vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants in Dreasy that are typically eliminated after urinating as a result of consuming alc. Dreasy’s effectiveness in reducing hangovers and solving dehydration issues from drinking are the reasons why many herald the product as ‘the capsules of the future’.
"I wasn’t about to turn down a company-sponsored all-night drinking experience! We ordered the pills from the Dreasy website, which is a no-hassle experience. However, it took about 2 weeks to get it, as it was sold out almost everywhere. At one point, I considered ordering it on Amazon where it was selling for over $100 for a 12-pack box as people were trying to sell it for profit.
My first impression wasn’t anything special - a black box arrived in the mail with 12 sachets of Dreasy capsules inside. Each sachet had 4 capsules. All I had to do was to take a sachet before going out to drink, and then forget about it.
Waking up the next morning was a completely painless experience. I was bouncing out of bed and felt ready to take on the day - unusual given that I had partied until 3am the night before. I actually felt motivated to get stuff done and power through the day when normally I would be exhausted and nursing through a hangover migraine.
I rate Dreasy a 10/10 - would definitely take again."
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